No Kisses Just Pixels Leggings

NO KISSES, JUST PIXELS

Because honestly… who has time for romance when your leggings are uploading your self-worth in HD?

These leggings say:

“I’m not looking for love — I’m looking for better resolution.”

“I don’t need affection — I need compression fabric.”

“I don’t kiss, I just optimize.”

Perfect for:

✔ avoiding drama

✔ avoiding humans

✔ avoiding low-quality images

✔ flexing your quads and your emotional boundaries

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

Nina Schrödl