These pants are for every woman who cooked, cleaned, folded, drove, shopped, smiled, and apologized her way through someone else’s comfort…
until one day she realized:
🚫 I am not here to serve grown adults.
🚫 I am not customer support for lazy men.
🚫 I am not a background appliance.
These are not “cute mom leggings.”
These are rage-fueled revenge trousers for the housewife who finally dropped the sponge, dropped the expectations, and dropped the dead weight.
Features:
💥 Stretchy enough to kick someone out of your way
💥 Squat-proof for lowering standards
💥 Pocket for storing silence you no longer tolerate
💥 High-waisted for holding grudges
These pants say:
If you want a maid, hire one.
If you want a mother, call yours.
If you want dinner, learn to cook.
You can wear them while:
ignoring texts
shopping for your own life
investing in stocks instead of emotional labor
lifting weights heavier than your ex’s emotional intelligence
Empowered? No.
Over it.
🔥💋🧽
These pants are for every woman who cooked, cleaned, folded, drove, shopped, smiled, and apologized her way through someone else’s comfort…
until one day she realized:
🚫 I am not here to serve grown adults.
🚫 I am not customer support for lazy men.
🚫 I am not a background appliance.
These are not “cute mom leggings.”
These are rage-fueled revenge trousers for the housewife who finally dropped the sponge, dropped the expectations, and dropped the dead weight.
Features:
💥 Stretchy enough to kick someone out of your way
💥 Squat-proof for lowering standards
💥 Pocket for storing silence you no longer tolerate
💥 High-waisted for holding grudges
These pants say:
If you want a maid, hire one.
If you want a mother, call yours.
If you want dinner, learn to cook.
You can wear them while:
ignoring texts
shopping for your own life
investing in stocks instead of emotional labor
lifting weights heavier than your ex’s emotional intelligence
Empowered? No.
Over it.
🔥💋🧽
