more protein less drama pants

€ 350,00

High-performance leggings for people who want abs, not emotional turbulence.

These are the pants you wear when you’ve finally accepted that protein powder will change your life more than someone’s inconsistent texting ever will.

When lifting your mood means literally lifting weights.

When your only drama is whether you should eat 25g or 30g of protein before your next workout.

Designed for:

  • the woman who has survived motherhood, marriage, mentors, and the algorithm

  • the artist who trains like an athlete and journals like a philosopher

  • the human who finally realized that muscles grow from discipline, not from fighting with people who drain your battery

Soft, sculpting, and absurdly comfortable, these pants exist to remind you that:

More protein = more power.

Less drama = more life.

Wear them to:

  • the gym

  • your next Pilates session

  • your midnight pattern-drawing moment

  • your kitchen, where you’re secretly calculating your macros

  • or anywhere you need emotional stability and good glutes

They’re not just pants.

They’re a lifestyle.

A boundary.

A declaration of peace.

Choose protein.

Release drama.

Wear the pants.

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High-performance leggings for people who want abs, not emotional turbulence.

These are the pants you wear when you’ve finally accepted that protein powder will change your life more than someone’s inconsistent texting ever will.

When lifting your mood means literally lifting weights.

When your only drama is whether you should eat 25g or 30g of protein before your next workout.

Designed for:

  • the woman who has survived motherhood, marriage, mentors, and the algorithm

  • the artist who trains like an athlete and journals like a philosopher

  • the human who finally realized that muscles grow from discipline, not from fighting with people who drain your battery

Soft, sculpting, and absurdly comfortable, these pants exist to remind you that:

More protein = more power.

Less drama = more life.

Wear them to:

  • the gym

  • your next Pilates session

  • your midnight pattern-drawing moment

  • your kitchen, where you’re secretly calculating your macros

  • or anywhere you need emotional stability and good glutes

They’re not just pants.

They’re a lifestyle.

A boundary.

A declaration of peace.

Choose protein.

Release drama.

Wear the pants.