A violently overqualified box for women who create in earthquakes, not schedules.
Inside you’ll find:
The 3 a.m. Pattern Notebook (for when repression finally breaks)
The Deadline-Scented Candle (“smells like panic and potential”)
The Algorithm Repellent Spray (keeps expectations far away, like an ex-coach who stopped replying)
The Housewife Escape Sticker Sheet (drawers, cupboards, and doors you can slam visually)
The Pixel Replacement Serum (for days when your emotions call in sick)
The Inconsistent Creative Badge (“I post rarely but brilliantly, darling.”)
Because yes, you’re a binge artist.
No, you don’t post consistently.
Yes, your therapist is concerned.
And absolutely not — the apartment walls will never contain you.
A violently overqualified box for women who create in earthquakes, not schedules.
Inside you’ll find:
The 3 a.m. Pattern Notebook (for when repression finally breaks)
The Deadline-Scented Candle (“smells like panic and potential”)
The Algorithm Repellent Spray (keeps expectations far away, like an ex-coach who stopped replying)
The Housewife Escape Sticker Sheet (drawers, cupboards, and doors you can slam visually)
The Pixel Replacement Serum (for days when your emotions call in sick)
The Inconsistent Creative Badge (“I post rarely but brilliantly, darling.”)
Because yes, you’re a binge artist.
No, you don’t post consistently.
Yes, your therapist is concerned.
And absolutely not — the apartment walls will never contain you.
