DON’T DRIP ON ME — TOWEL

A dry protest against being used to clean up after others.

This towel has boundaries.

She isn’t here to absorb every crisis.

She’s not the family’s emotional sponge,

soaking up complaints, tears, and dirty habits.

She’s tired of being handed the mess.

Tired of being thrown over shoulders,

expected to dry what others couldn’t handle.

So she stays loud, dry, and unapologetic:

DON’T DRIP ON ME.

She refuses to soak up disappointment, melt into caretaking,

or wipe away the chaos you created in a hurry.

She could dry you — but only if she wants to.

💧 Material: Ultra-soft fabric that refuses emotional absorption

📌 Function: Body drying only, no drama drying

🔪 Message: Clean up after yourself

Hang her in your bathroom like a warning.

Bring her to the spa like a boundary.

Throw her in your beach bag like a feminist manifesto.

I’m not here to absorb your problems.

I’m just here to be a towel.