For the woman or man who has bent down to pick up clothes from the floor more times than she has been thanked, respected, or asked how her day was.
This tshirt is for the bending-over era you refuse to repeat.
It is loud, but not for other people’s mess.
It speaks, but not for grown adults acting like toddlers.
It is are colorful, because your standards just went up.
Perfect for the housewife who:
stopped being the family’s laundry machine
no longer collects underwear like an unpaid museum curator
refuses to bend over unless she’s deadlifting or making love
This tshirt whispers:
“If you can drop it… you can pick it up.”
And screams:
“I am not being a good girl for anyone anymore.”
Features:
🧨 Flat breasted and proud of it, not lifting other people’s socks
🧨 Stretchy enough for your anger to expand
🧨 Pocket sized for boundaries you finally have
🧨 Wrinkle-proof because your patience already got ironed flat
Wear it to clean only your life, not their mess.
Wear it to the group barbell class while thinking about throwing a dirty sock at someone.
Wear it as a warning label.
I’m not picking up, cleaning up, or growing up for you anymore.
🧦🚫🔥
For the woman or man who has bent down to pick up clothes from the floor more times than she has been thanked, respected, or asked how her day was.
This tshirt is for the bending-over era you refuse to repeat.
It is loud, but not for other people’s mess.
It speaks, but not for grown adults acting like toddlers.
It is are colorful, because your standards just went up.
Perfect for the housewife who:
stopped being the family’s laundry machine
no longer collects underwear like an unpaid museum curator
refuses to bend over unless she’s deadlifting or making love
This tshirt whispers:
“If you can drop it… you can pick it up.”
And screams:
“I am not being a good girl for anyone anymore.”
Features:
🧨 Flat breasted and proud of it, not lifting other people’s socks
🧨 Stretchy enough for your anger to expand
🧨 Pocket sized for boundaries you finally have
🧨 Wrinkle-proof because your patience already got ironed flat
Wear it to clean only your life, not their mess.
Wear it to the group barbell class while thinking about throwing a dirty sock at someone.
Wear it as a warning label.
I’m not picking up, cleaning up, or growing up for you anymore.
🧦🚫🔥
