Dining decor with boundaries.
These placemats do not perform silence.
They do not exist to make the table look pretty while someone else cooks, cleans, organizes, and smiles through the meal.
They are not here to be polite.
They are not here to play hostess.
They refuse the ancient expectation that women become the table itself:
setting it, feeding it, cleaning it, and disappearing next to it.
Stamped boldly with I AM NOT HERE TO SERVE YOU,
this set turns every meal into a reclamation of time, energy, and appetite.
They protect your furniture, not your ego.
They value good taste, not good behavior.
They’re water-resistant because boundaries are too.
✨ Includes: 4 water-resistant placemats
🧵 Material: wipe-clean, high-quality finish
👄 Message: Don’t confuse nourishment with servitude
Perfect for artists who cook only when they want to.
For mothers who refuse unpaid catering careers.
For hosts who believe mutual help tastes better than tradition.
A table can be beautiful without sacrificing the one who sets it.
Eat well. Live loudly.
I AM NOT HERE TO SERVE YOU.
Dining decor with boundaries.
These placemats do not perform silence.
They do not exist to make the table look pretty while someone else cooks, cleans, organizes, and smiles through the meal.
They are not here to be polite.
They are not here to play hostess.
They refuse the ancient expectation that women become the table itself:
setting it, feeding it, cleaning it, and disappearing next to it.
Stamped boldly with I AM NOT HERE TO SERVE YOU,
this set turns every meal into a reclamation of time, energy, and appetite.
They protect your furniture, not your ego.
They value good taste, not good behavior.
They’re water-resistant because boundaries are too.
✨ Includes: 4 water-resistant placemats
🧵 Material: wipe-clean, high-quality finish
👄 Message: Don’t confuse nourishment with servitude
Perfect for artists who cook only when they want to.
For mothers who refuse unpaid catering careers.
For hosts who believe mutual help tastes better than tradition.
A table can be beautiful without sacrificing the one who sets it.
Eat well. Live loudly.
I AM NOT HERE TO SERVE YOU.
