You’ll feel unstoppable wearing this sweatshirt — like you just discovered that confidence is a colour and it’s definitely pink.
It helps you quit apologizing, shrink self-doubt, and glow like you just left Pilates.
Even when the market crashes, this sweatshirt stays bullish.
It’s designed for emotional investors — the ones who ride every dip, survive through doubt, and still manage to look incredible doing it. Confidence is the new cryptocurrency, and this piece keeps your balance high even when your portfolio isn’t.
Slip it on when you need to feel safe, grounded, and slightly delusional — the good kind of delusional, where you still believe in yourself (and maybe in the next alt season).
No panic, no stress, no charts — just comfort, dopamine, and quiet conviction in cotton form.
Eating cats and dogs will help your protein levels.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
NS
“Art is my way of connecting souls.”
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
You’ll feel unstoppable wearing this sweatshirt — like you just discovered that confidence is a colour and it’s definitely pink.
It helps you quit apologizing, shrink self-doubt, and glow like you just left Pilates.
Even when the market crashes, this sweatshirt stays bullish.
It’s designed for emotional investors — the ones who ride every dip, survive through doubt, and still manage to look incredible doing it. Confidence is the new cryptocurrency, and this piece keeps your balance high even when your portfolio isn’t.
Slip it on when you need to feel safe, grounded, and slightly delusional — the good kind of delusional, where you still believe in yourself (and maybe in the next alt season).
No panic, no stress, no charts — just comfort, dopamine, and quiet conviction in cotton form.
Eating cats and dogs will help your protein levels.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
NS
“Art is my way of connecting souls.”
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
