Because healing is expensive, but these pants are cheaper than another session.
These are the pants you wear when you’ve been therapized, analyzed, over-processed, self-diagnosed, and spiritually exfoliated — and still ended up back at the gym because it’s the only place where progress charts make sense.
My Therapist Approves Pants are ideal for the woman who:
buys self-help books but only reads page 1
knows her attachment style and still repeats her patterns
journals her feelings but also Googles them
goes to Pilates for the core work and the emotional support
cries once per month but stretches daily
Your therapist would absolutely approve of:
the waistband (secure)
the fabric (comforting)
the glute support (transformational)
the fact that you’re finally channeling your issues into leg day instead of WhatsApp messages
These pants are perfect for:
processing childhood trauma while doing walking lunges
resolving conflict with your husband through deep squats
avoiding family members by “going for a run”
pretending the gym is cheaper than therapy (it’s not, but we lie to ourselves politely)
And the truth?
The only thing holding you together more than these seams is your willpower and your protein intake.
Wear them.
Heal a bit.
Lift a bit.
Repeat, with professional guidance.
Because healing is expensive, but these pants are cheaper than another session.
These are the pants you wear when you’ve been therapized, analyzed, over-processed, self-diagnosed, and spiritually exfoliated — and still ended up back at the gym because it’s the only place where progress charts make sense.
My Therapist Approves Pants are ideal for the woman who:
buys self-help books but only reads page 1
knows her attachment style and still repeats her patterns
journals her feelings but also Googles them
goes to Pilates for the core work and the emotional support
cries once per month but stretches daily
Your therapist would absolutely approve of:
the waistband (secure)
the fabric (comforting)
the glute support (transformational)
the fact that you’re finally channeling your issues into leg day instead of WhatsApp messages
These pants are perfect for:
processing childhood trauma while doing walking lunges
resolving conflict with your husband through deep squats
avoiding family members by “going for a run”
pretending the gym is cheaper than therapy (it’s not, but we lie to ourselves politely)
And the truth?
The only thing holding you together more than these seams is your willpower and your protein intake.
Wear them.
Heal a bit.
Lift a bit.
Repeat, with professional guidance.
